And lo, I handeth down these sacred rules from lore of old, and verily shall ALL gamers abideth by these regulations under strict penalty of vicious smiting by the all-powerful Ban Hammer. For these are the guidances of Play. So sayeth we all.
I’m being humiliated by Nintendo and I needed to vent. Hence, this comic. Enjoy.
Today, December 6th, Satoru Iwata was supposed to celebrate his birthday. I’m still sad he never got to see Nintendo doing this well again, so I wrote him this “letter”. Rest in peace, Mr. Iwata.