Jolt Haymaker the f*ck outta here, Mac.
The only reason I would NOT want Isabelle in Smash is because I don’t want that little fluffy ball of wholesomeness to get hurt.
Reddit user Greasy-Gabe came up with the “Everyone is Home” title for this series and I love it! (Since the unofficial tagline for Smash Ultimate is “Everyone is Here!”)
You may think this is yet another overdone Waluigi joke. But no! It’s actually a statement on the thousands of Fire Emblem swordsmen in Smash.
I have now degraded to drawing sadistic Pokémon that hurt themselves. Furry porn exclusive to Patrons is only a small step away.
I can hear you thinking: shouldn’t Bowser be dead because of the Shulk trailer? The answer is no, that was in the Smash 4-era, when they still used stunt doubles. Ultimate is the real deal. Everyone will die before this game is even released.
You KNOW Charizard had to be recaptured to be part of the Pokémon Trainer again. You KNOW it went like this, because the Pokémon Trainer is a sadistic sonofabitch. Stay woke, people.
I am way too gullible to play Fortnite.
I suck at Fortnite. My instinct always tells me to charge and I’m always killed by a 14 year old kid who can build complete forts in three seconds. I feel old.